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EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA CUMSHOTS

Posted by Kattlarv - October 26th, 2021


Come across this term, and found it hilarious xP


In short: It's when a dude (basically always a dude at least) has a cumshot/creampie that defies all physics.

Like: Cowgirl creampie that shoots out, splatters across his abdomen at 295 MPH, BUT: Also flies up, does a loop de loop and lands on her tits.


And yeah, massive, over the top sploodge is the bread and butter in porn.

But, it does get kinda stupid when people use something like "It wouldn't be able to show in this artstyle!" (pixel) or "It wouldn't be realistic!" as excuses for ex: Not including visible cumshots for female characters. (Or pussies in many cases as well.) Yet... said game does have the explosive diarrhea cumshots for all male characters... xP Like, realism was truly atop the list of priorities xD


And as mentioned before: If someone doesn't wanna do something: Just admit to it, and be open about it.

I really don't get why so many people lie about that stuff... outside of trying to "look better".


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Are you talking about female ejaculation(squirting)? Or just female lubrication?

You mean in the "Not including visible cumshots for female characters" part?
Then that is female ejaculation I am referring too.

If a porn piece has excessive male ejaculations. Then, it's kinda safe to assume there would be visible female orgasms too. You can't really go over the top orgasms for one genital. And then just "imply" it for the other. That clashes heavily in the style of the game.

@Kattlarv I absolutely agree.

You have no right criticizing other people’s art when your own is some of the worst and most ‘WTF’ inducing shit I’ve ever seen.

I certainly do~
That's how critique works. Like: I'm a terrible cook. But, I can still point out if someone majorly fucks up their cooking. Being bad at something doesn't exclude you from pointing out others being shit at it. Sometimes, it even encourages it as you know what bad looks like.

Also: This is mostly of a breakdown of how this trope is funny. Not that the trope is bad.
Though yes, I do touch on people being lazy fucks as well.

Plus: Most of the "WTF inducing shit" as you put it: Is LITERALLY just the same shit other people do. Except: I reverse the roles, so its a female instead of a male doing it. More often than not: This is done in a satirical manner. To point out how stupid the original is. But, most people seem incapable to grasp that.

Being too lazy to learn how to draw proper female anatomy isn't a free pass. As: Like I've proven time and again: NO-ONE accepts when an artist is THAT lazy with male anatomy. Yet: SO many of those artists *demands* a free pass because "I draw penis good!". To which: Yeah, they do. They're still getting a shit score due to the crap pussy. A 5/5 dick with a 0/5 pussy does NOT result in a 5/5 score.

@Kattlarv The fact you responded with a full set of paragraphs is just sad. I’ve seen lazy artists before, and the people you ‘criticize’ are not. Having something be realistic or anatomically accurate doesn’t automatically make it good. Having something look cartoony or exaggerated doesn’t automatically make it bad. In other words: keep your own opinions to yourself and stop spamming people with your garbage.